Joke of the Day!
Sunday, June 1, 2008 @ 11:43:00 PM
okay so the guy near the
end of his senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger brother who
is only 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They have bunk beds and
the guy notices that
his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk,
so he and his
girlfriend climb up
to the top bunk.
As you might expect
things started to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little
brother is sleeping below
so he tells his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she
wants it harder and "tomato" if
she wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up,
"Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
